the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
wait until the grocery stores near you stop giving them out, see how fast you go through them
"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"
i honestly cant tell… is does kim have it worse cuz she’s married to kanye or does kanye have it worse cuz he’s married to kim….
i live in constant struggle between “you’re wrong” and “but i don’t want to start shit”
My everyday non-confrontational dilemma.
try working in any sort of trade profession
a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just
"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen"
And then the muggleborn gives them a normal pen and they’re just like “how does it workOH MY MERLIN IT CLICKS” and they just spend the whole class clicking their pen