the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

wait until the grocery stores near you stop giving them out, see how fast you go through them

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pointless jo gifs in celebration of the new gif size limit… uvu

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"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"


i honestly cant tell… is does kim have it worse cuz she’s married to kanye or does kanye have it worse cuz he’s married to kim….

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nO but in the last gif she just smiles and nods and she’s so proud because now she can just say “oh I’m gay” and nobody cares because she’s finally out and she can be honest with everyone oh god I love Ellen page

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Ellen is like hollywood’s quirky gay mom

i love justin’s genuine concern at first. like he actually believed she might be crazy enough to believe that she won and then he was helping her back to her seat and then he just went with it.

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i live in constant struggle between “you’re wrong” and “but i don’t want to start shit”

My everyday non-confrontational dilemma.

try working in any sort of trade profession

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don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

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War Kitties in Hammocks

Carriers and other vessels got infested with rodents. So cats were not just moral boosters (which they very much were) they were also working members of the crew. Some have even been immortalized for surviving multiple attacks on their ships, etc. Military dogs have been recognized for the important roles they’ve played but I think cats kinda get lost in the shuffle of military animals sometimes.

This is an instant reblog.

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a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just

"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen" 

And then the muggleborn gives them a normal pen and they’re just like “how does it workOH MY MERLIN IT CLICKS” and they just spend the whole class clicking their pen

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