April162014

detectivesangelstardisandwands:

sheep-boy:

a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just

"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen" 

And then the muggleborn gives them a normal pen and they’re just like “how does it workOH MY MERLIN IT CLICKS” and they just spend the whole class clicking their pen

(via open-minded-chaos)

April112014
April32014

I think every once in a while they should come out with a movie or sequel to a movie. All the advertising and previews and then when you see it, 15 min in they have this big dramatic scene and everyone is about to die, then suddenly the do die. Everyone. The movie ends and you get a voucher to see another movie. Just to make you appreciate those dramatic moments in movies. So you don’t KNOW that the characters are going to make it through.

April12014
theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

Minerva is powerful, its hinted constantly, but Snape is deft. He could easily end half that room but they all know that if he weilds his wand as precisely as he mixes his potions and if he wants Harry dead, only Harry will be dead. However a battle between the two would get messy. Its worth noting that a few seconds later Snape splits Minervas attack in half, each killing one of the two death eaters behind him (WITHOUT LOOKING) then disappears.

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

Minerva is powerful, its hinted constantly, but Snape is deft. He could easily end half that room but they all know that if he weilds his wand as precisely as he mixes his potions and if he wants Harry dead, only Harry will be dead. However a battle between the two would get messy. Its worth noting that a few seconds later Snape splits Minervas attack in half, each killing one of the two death eaters behind him (WITHOUT LOOKING) then disappears.

(via rebeckacanmakeyourbodylevitate)

March272014
4AM
dont forget to pretend you both dont remember any of it the next day but forever change the way you act towards each-other(hopefully for the better)

dont forget to pretend you both dont remember any of it the next day but forever change the way you act towards each-other(hopefully for the better)

(via tiffanylexus)

1AM

Watching holes. Why was this not a bigger story…

March262014

So… netflix suggested i watch “What to expect when your expecting” because i watched “The Huger Games.” Can someone explain how the two are connected cuz i have no interest in watching that movie, just very confused.

March242014

sassywhiteblogger:

tastefullyoffensive:

Things With Faces (Pareidolia)

Previously: Animal Photobombs

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS POST

IM laughing so hard, can we get a follow up post with pictures that give the faces appropriate reactions?

(via fangirlbydaybloggerbynight)

March232014
  • me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
  • me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
  • me during an exam: alright focus
  • me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
  • me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
  • me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
  • me during an exam: lol fuck this
  • me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
  • me during an exam: oh exam right
  • me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
  • me during an exam: i am better than all of you
  • me during an exam: peasants
  • me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
  • me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
  • me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
  • me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
  • me during an exam: was i doing something
  • me during an exam: right test okay
  • me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
  • me during an exam: did we learn this
  • me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
  • me during an exam: is that really necessary
  • me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
  • me during an exam: i will kill all of you
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